This morning I need to apologize for getting a little excited yesterday.  With the aid of Mark’s Apology Note Generator I am going to set things straight. 

So here is goes:

From: Shack
To: readers
Subject:”I truly apologize…”

Dear, Snuggems,

I have no excuse for forgetting to pick up my underwear. I was doing something important and thought it would just go away.

So I’m on the phone with Suicide Hotline, hoping you don’t tell your mom about this. Please understand the pressure I’m under.
You knew this about me when we got married.

Love,
Shack 

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Keep all complaints to yourself.

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